Garchaster's Cornblade (2026)
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Cast
Lyndsie Jane Earle as Stone
Kasper Meltedhair as Tarsia
Brewce Longo as Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite
Donald Farmer as Donald Farmer
Andy Heck Boyd as Gorgas Mordpan
Carrie Phillips as Ozra
Matt Minter as Scary Fairy Ta
X Menzak as Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
Overview
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape...to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams. Wikipedia ↗
