If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
"Everything is under control."
Critics Score
🎬 78%
(MC: 78) RT = Rotten Tomatoes (critic reviews). MC = Metacritic (weighted critic average). Critics Score is the average of both.
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Cast
Conan O'Brien as Therapist
A$AP Rocky as James
Delaney Quinn as Child
Mary Bronstein as Dr. Spring
Ivy Wolk as Diana
Mark Stolzenberg as Parking Attendant
Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You good?
It's divisive. Only 51% of audiences liked it, by Google's archived audience score. Critics rated it higher at 78%, but audiences were less impressed.
Overview
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist. Wikipedia ↗
