Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008)
"The Army Will Never Be The Same"
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👍 66%audience score Estimated from TMDB user ratings and critic scores, calibrated to Google's former audience score. Google stopped publishing it in 2026.
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Cast
Jessica Simpson as Private Megan Valentine
Aimee Garcia as Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin as Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena as Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones as Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek as Sergeant Mills Evans
Is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous good?
It's divisive. 66% audience score, estimated from 296 TMDB ratings.
Overview
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life. Wikipedia ↗
